Tricky Slogans and Adds

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Auto repair service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.

Dinner special — turkey $2.35, chicken or beef $2.25, children $ 2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.

Mt. Kilimanjaro is the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge.  Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

Toaster: a gift that every member of the family appreciates.  Automatically burns toast.

Don’t let worry kill you.  Let the church help.

The world is in hands

Amazing campaign from AT&T!

Thor – Official Trailer

Funny Sayings and Slogans

Pets aren’t dangerous; just don’t let them carry guns.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

You can’t dream too much; you can’t do enough to make your dreams come true.

Where does it go? It doesn’t matter. Flush it.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Avoid reality at all costs.

Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.

Do not believe in miracles – rely on them.

It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.

90% of everything is crud.

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.

Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.

Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.

Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.

If all else fails, throw up.

Do we know that life has a cause?

No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind.

Fun is just point of view.

If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.

If ours is a man made world, why can’t we remake it?

My rules apply only to other people, not myself.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Xmas is Coming… Or not?